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Jeeto: Daughter, isn't that young man rather fast?

Pinky: Yes, but I don't think he'll get away!

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will eventually find his way to you!

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweet n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

Man asked God, "Give me everything to enjoy life".

God: I have given you life to enjoy everything!

Good Morning!

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.

Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.

Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!